DMS

Another way of saying that one has a dirty mind. If one takes a word, clause, sentence, or group of sentences and puts them in a sexual or sexually perverted context (usually uncalled for and unnecessarily), then one has Dirty Mind Syndrome, or DMS.

David: If my parents ever stop being loud I'll be able to get some sleep tonight.

Tonianne: What, your parents are being loud? Can I say DMS?

by Ichabod L. February 25, 2007

DM

N: a short slang term for Dick Move

you stole my drink man! that was a DM...

by Apocalyptic Geist June 21, 2007

DM

An abbreviated version of "Dammit Matt!"

"It's all your fault! Sorry, I falsely accused you. It's Matt's fault. DM"

by steelcity55 November 20, 2018

DM

DM stands for Designated Man. This is one of those bros who goes to the gym and tries to lift more weight than he can, attempts to pick-up and impress girls at all times, and do anything humanely possible to boost his self-ego. This type of guy is a huge tool yet because of the extreme "bro" antics, he can be quite funny.

Wow, Evan, did you just see that DM? He was just flexing his bicep to that girl he passed walking across Pearl St.

by Bchard November 25, 2013

DM

Dick Murder- to destroy a task with authority.

I'm about to DM this task!

by rockbottom8 March 31, 2015

The DM

Puking in a girls vagina and then leaving without saying goodbye.

Guy1: Oh my god you should have seen this girl's vagina last night
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I gave her The DM. Puked all up in that shit then left.

by Afroshmackeh November 13, 2009

DM

DM (Direct Messaging, because it's not already obvious that it's direct).
Newfangled term used by the ever increasing hoard of subverted degenerates on social media who are too retarded to use the actual term.
Correct term is actually PM (private messaging) because messages are private.

"hey, i sent you PMS did you get them?"
-uuugh, lol no i only got one PM
"hey, i sent you DMS did you get them?"
dude, i don't play d&d anymore, i don't need a DM

by correctobot 9000x October 4, 2017