dattle

A father and a step-father of the same child or children who are involved in a fight, verbal altercation, or vying for the love affection or interests of said child or children.

My father and my stepfather were involved in a good old fashion dattle last night when they both fought about who I like most; i.e. Yankee's or Red Socks, Ford or Chevy, and boxing or mixed martial arts.

by Lui-Lu July 11, 2016

Ditte Marie

A girl with once long hair, that now has short hair.

"Oh you pulled an Ditte Marie!"

by _dorotheeea_ November 25, 2015

distleton

a person that lacks common sense

god that guys a fucking distleton

by blotusburg April 28, 2022

Ditlev

Ditlev is the kind of guy that you see in a bar, and instantly know what you're looking at.

Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.

This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).

Anders: We shouldn't be in the woods at this time...

Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.

Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-

by My parents mistake August 23, 2022

Distle

A gay man's vagina.

Let me get some distle.

by Tranny James April 21, 2009

Dirtles

Dirty filthy disuting human beings. With horrible sex lives.

Look at that Dirtles tied up naked again!

by BrenRuxter November 17, 2011

Ditte

Ditte is one of the guys, she loves pizza. Her best friend is a wild pig. Ditte is a bit fat, because she eats a lot of junkfood. She beats up small girls.
To be more gangster Ditte can be pronouced Detti.

Damn Ditte is just one of the guys!

by Ditte Mørch Sørensen April 3, 2011