mad agony in 'disdress'

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

distressed

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .

a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.

by iEatPoo May 15, 2006

distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.

We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.

by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011

discress

discress (dis'krEss) - v. To take full advantage of one's discretion. To lay down the banstick.

You the moderator discresses that some shit like that should definately get the banstick.

by Ail November 1, 2005

dispressed

To be under a great deal of obvious stress. When you are dispressed, your are both, distressed and depressed at the same time.

Hey, Mary, what's the matter, you look rather dispressed after that subtitling review meeting?

by Kenneth Lobo October 15, 2005

DistressingDamsel

DistressingDamsel is a kind Twitch streamer who lives in New York City who plays Jackbox with her Twitch community and she also dresses up as Elsa from the movie "Frozen", she also enjoys video games at a 10 and plays them at a skill level of 4. She likes the Jackbox game "The Wheel Of Enormous Proportion", as of currently she has 422 Twitch followers

Follow DistressingDamsel's Twitch, DistressingDamsel has fun streams.

by DireClaw June 7, 2023