by about42penguins October 21, 2008
Get the Distracting mug.1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
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by Stepmom43 March 14, 2009
Get the distractionary mug.a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008
Get the distracticon mug.Distraction Action: When one is so stressed out and can't handle all the pressure that they are experiencing they need a DA...Distraction Action!!! Calling a good friend, boy toy, girl toy.. to engage in good old fashion hip pounding, ass slapping, body licking, back breaking, knee replacing, hair pulling, body grinding, heavy sweating, hardcore never ending SEX!!! Bring it all and bring it often and dont make any plans for the rest of the day...Blue pills if needed for extended play....;)
Anna: I am so over this shit..I can't handle it anymore... There is only one thing left to do!! Distraction Action Baby!!! I am calling Ted right now and forget about seeing me for a few days!! I need a good DA to forget about everything...Bring it on Baby!! Anna needs a DA!!!
by Mr. FD February 25, 2010
Get the Distraction Action mug.A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.
After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend
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