Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005

dishwasher

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 23, 2020

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

dishwasher queen

A woman who has high standards with regard to how a dishwasher is loaded. If the dishes are not loaded to her liking, she will say "Off with your head!"

Oh Dishwasher Queen, are these dishes loaded to your liking? They are not! You see, the bowls must face the center and be arranged from largest to smallest for the most efficient washing! Off with your head!

by sandman1979 May 6, 2018

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018

throat dishwasher

When a girl is deepthroating and the man urinates down her throat

This girl wouldn't let me piss before we did foreplay... so I gave her a throat dishwasher

by Thebigguy696969 May 27, 2017

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018