Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

by Foxnight February 22, 2015

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discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

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Discord Packer

Someone that sits on discord all day yelling at other people

I'm a discord packer, run my 50 hours

by samitoThaPacker October 24, 2020

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discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.

"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"

by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020

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