disabilitant

A person on disability who treats their situation as an endless vacation, full of parties, travel and leisure, especially when the disability status is obtained fraudulently and the individual in question is completely healthy.

Contraction of disability and debutante or celebutant.

Variant spelling: disabilitante

You'd never know he was so close to death, on the contrary, he's quite the disabilitant.

by RobRoy June 21, 2012

Disalternative Rock

Coined by a member from the band 'Maximum Niceage', the term is used to define a genre that sits in the middle between Pop Rock and Alternative Rock musically, but is distasteful towards both, combatting their stereotypes with absurd lyrical imagery and sound effects.

"What Type Of Music do You Make"
"I guess you could call it a Disalternative rock style"

by HappyChappie213 March 18, 2023

disabilitated

The word that Oscar came up with.

Yo, if you don't move, you're gonna become disabilitated.

by jacefaceee August 1, 2012

Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 6, 2012

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

Diabites

When you are stupid and you spell diabetes wrong and this happens.

Hanah, you retarded fuck, you just made the word diabites, not diabetes.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

disability

r/Entitledparents A Crazy Entitled Mother Rips Off My Prosthetic Arm! by Rslash
time stamp 11:39

ep: You only have 1 child and i have 2 that means i have a disability.

Op: ?

by LoTF Hockey January 31, 2020