diet-coker

An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.

She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Diet Soda

The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'

"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."

by yourfriendlyfreckleface July 11, 2016

Dietbetes

When someone claims to be on a diet, but is actually not and giving themselves diabetes.

Person 1: "I'm actually on a diet."
Person 2: "You are going to get diabetes."
Person 1: "No I'm not! I'm on a diet!"
Person 2: "You are on dietbetes."

by GimmeDaPoosieB0ss June 7, 2016

Diesha

The most beautiful woman inside and out

She is so DIESHA

by Shaneedie January 11, 2017

Diet Daddy

1 A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.

2 A broke cuck or simp.

Him: Hey, sexy, you looking for a sugar daddy? ;*
Her: Yes, not a diet daddy. Sorry, Jacob.

by Dystroyr June 7, 2019

deth bebi

Deth bebi is a horror story based on cult surrounding cannibalism. Deth bebi viciously murdered and ate his whole family, but because he is a baby, he does not know how to spell correctly. Deth bebi then made himself a cult surrounding cannibalism

Cult member: “deth bebi kill, deth bebi die,
deth bebi put you in his meat pie”
Random person: “What are you chanting?”
Cult member: “It is the chant for the deth bebi cult”
Random person: “Oh thanks for letting me know!”

by randomusuer123 November 10, 2020

Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008