earphone distance

The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones.

We were packed pretty tight in the auditorium. Nearly earphone distance from each other.

by Paratroopa January 9, 2009

social distancing

1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)

1.

“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

2.

“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

2*.

“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”

by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009

Destany

A Destany is a typically nice girl except for when she's pissed at a person or matter. She can easily get jealous but won't show it to her close friends because they aren't worth the talk. She is obsessed with boys that she like and might ditch her own friends for them. However, she is very funny and cracks jokes better than anyone. You must know her well first, in order to understand her jokes and the things that she says. Destanys' are typically abnormal just because their name was spelled wrong at birth (instead of Destiny) but they have loyal friends who accept their quirkiness.

Have you heard about that new girl Destany?
Yh, she's so random and funny.

by realrice December 24, 2017

Destany

The name of one of the most sweet girls around. She laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. She'll laugh with you, and cry with you. She's well-spoken and awesome. She can always bring you up when you're down.

Destany is so awesome, she makes cool people look not so cool.

by BonJoviFan13 April 24, 2011

negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Destanee

A beautiful, sexy girl who everyone loves and wants to be around. Sometimes wanna-be-whores make up shit about her because they are jealous they aren't as beautiful as she is. Every guy wants to be with her. Shes a true friend, and will do anything she can to help ones in need. Usually laid back, easy going, but when the weekend comes she can get wild. Thinks sexual thoughts all day. One of a kind.

Guy 1: mann, i wish i knew a destanee!
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: cause id be gettin fire ass head all the time.
Guy 2: pshhh, like she'd go for you anyways..

by nathan halloway March 16, 2010

social distancing

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020