Dickatorius

Tyjhorn Is a dumbass

Ty u are Dickatorius

by Sebbyppop July 20, 2021

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

dickstove

A male sitting on another males ding dong

jimmy sat on Mr.Matthews bare Johnson

by mick dick June 2, 2003

Dickstracted

Being distracted because your dick is running your mind.

"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012

DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

dickstamp

when a "higher up" in an organization has to change a memo or idea simply to mark his territory.

We just got revisions back from the client and they have a ton of changes. Every asshole over there has to put his dickstamp on every goddamn thing we do.

by BaM Creative March 18, 2011

dickstriction

when a man witholds giving sex to his partner

I'm putting Vicky on dickstriction cause she has just been getting too much dick lately!

by Double DD January 25, 2008