Dickspot

When a single vehicle occupies more than one space in a parking lot

Mary: "Hey! That looks like an open space over there!"
John: "Yeah it sure does! Oh, wait, that's a dickspot. That truck is taking two spaces so that one is not available"

by mlpie70 May 21, 2011

dicksnatch

a woman who acts like a dick , alternatively , a guy who acts like a pussy , also see Cuntingham

that chic is a total dicksnatch

by Seanasaurus February 13, 2019

Dicknotize

Similar to hypnotize but it is a man's penis. that captures the attention and puts men and women in a trance like state.

How does Pete Davidson get all the hot girls? He's not that funny or good looking.
They take one look at him naked and there're dicknotized. John Holmes has nothing on him. And Pete has the skills to back it up.

by Denzel Washingmachine March 22, 2019

Dicknotist

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.

Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.

by Bonrok August 4, 2020

Dicksnoozer

Dicksnoozer : A female who falls asleep at the wheel, or rather the stick shift. Or inextricably just suddenly stops replying to your texts

I was with big Bertha last night but she pulled a dicksnoozer on me. She literally fell asleep while I was tee-baggin her

by Jizzeankmachinist September 21, 2020

Dicknotized

Being hypnotized by male genitilia, penis, cock, or dick.

Struggle to break free from. Hypnotizing effect of penis, sexually.

I was dicknotized by his penis and almost couldn't break free from its hypnotizing effects.

by Poptart289 November 28, 2021

Dicknotized

The act of hypnosis with the use of a penis to deprive one of all of their senses

Example: Man chad really dicknotized me on Saturday, I forgot my name.

Example 2: Emily was so dicknotized on Thursday that she stranded Brielle in the bar bathroom. Brielle was hopeless, vulnerable, and alone, unaware of what she should do next, due to Emily's state of dicknosis.

by pinkdildoinmydresser April 5, 2022