dickslaw

Exactly like coleslaw, but with little pieces of dick in it. Used mostly by straight women and gay men. Can also be used for punishments for a loser of any challenge.

Woman 1: This dickslaw is amazing, what's your secret?

Woman 2: My boyfriend!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 28, 2014

dickslap

When a guy slaps the back of your head with his cock

"I LOVE GETTING SMACKED, SMACK ME AGAIN DADDY"

Lol! *dickslaps you*

by KurodaKumiko October 7, 2016

Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

Dickslay

When your gay homie comes home after good sex you look at him and scream- dickslayyyyyy!!!!

- bro I has such a good gay sex last night

- broooo, dickslayyyyy!

by Dickslay January 24, 2022

dickslobbering

Cris Collinsworth (or the national media, for that part) to the Chiefs.

Cris Collinsworth: Oh my god Mahomes looks so sexy in those spandex pants…

The NFL: The Chiefs block the Broncos’ kick and remain undefeated! Nine wins! Zero losses!

Normal NFL fan: Holy shit the dickslobbering just never ends…

by dexfromthe716 November 10, 2024

Dicksabled Room

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.

I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.

by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025