That girl is such a dickrider, not once has she talked to me without mentioning the A1 Dick she always gets.
by blackdudewholoveswhitegirls December 13, 2017
Get the Dickrider mug.The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.
Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?
Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.
Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.
by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012
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by STANICKIMINAJ January 5, 2023
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by Simplistic July 21, 2022
Get the Dickrider mug.A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.
"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"
by Guitarkus January 30, 2008
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Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.
Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.
Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.
Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
by whitto April 9, 2008
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