Urb Dicker

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.

Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat back on!"
Dan: "whatever, you're such a fuckin' Urb Dicker."

by reina.marie March 13, 2008

Doony Dicker

Someone that dicks him/herself over when attempting to get with someone because they're a canoe.

Haiden got rejected yet again... What a doony dicker!

by godly dildo April 23, 2017

food dicker

A female that only wants a man for food and fucking. A form of food digger with extra benefits. Includes buying groceries too.

That chick is a food dicker.

by tinman223 November 30, 2017

Mr Dicker

That teacher tryin show his pp to everyone in the swimming showers

Mr dicker got fired yesterday

by Soakedinred November 27, 2018

mo'dicker

n. an experience that is irritating, frustrating or disappointing;

"having to stand in line so long was a real mo'dicker"\

"Man, It's a hot mo'dicker!" (referring to ambient temperature)

by Bert the crackhead May 27, 2006

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Jiff-Dicker

A term for someone who stuck their dick in a jar of Jif brand peanut butter.

"What did you do on saturday?"
"I dicked my Jif!"
"You are a Jiff-Dicker!!!!"

by bluesbro182 June 20, 2009