Dickheadsian

Of or reminiscent of the behavior of Dickheads. (i.e. idiotic, Immature, anoying, rude, macho)

The Dickheadsian frat initiation ritual was quite an ordeal.

by rl8813 November 22, 2013

Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

DickBlasted

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019

Cleo Dickens

Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.

Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004

Mashin' DickHeads

A Southern Maine term for a group of friends hanging out

"Yeah guy.. are we mashin' dickheads after work, bub?"

by ajc929me October 5, 2011