slap dick

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

dick stick slap

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick

ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night

by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

Slap dick

Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something

Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”

by LordFarquad2.0 January 30, 2018

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 24, 2006

Slap Dick

A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.

The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.

The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.

For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.

K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!

by nyoung64 July 4, 2012

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019