Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007

Dale Shitty

Northern Virginia surburb of Washington DC (Dale City) with majority minority problem, hence drugs, crime etc. Also referred to as "Little D.C." (since Washington has the same problem on a much more grand scale).

Person A: "Did you hear about that gang rape in Dale Shitty?"

Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."

by Mayor Marion Berry May 7, 2011

Dalen

The most amazing man that you will ever meet.
He's sweet, kind, caring, generous, trustworthy, considerate, honest, and just... perfect. No one can top Dalen, it's an impossibility. He knows how to treat his ladies and has the biggest heart EVER! He's an amazing friend and will go well out of his way for anyone he cares about. He has an amazing smile and is just a doll. Be jealous.

My boyfriend Dalen is better than yours.

by assylA manrAnaV August 7, 2009

Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

Quandingle Dale

An absolute chad. Quandingle Dale is the main character. Quandingle dale will fix your fatherless family situation, and give you the life you always dreamed of, because he's just that godly.

Noteworthy members of the Dale family include:
-Quandingle, of course
-Hitler
-Barack O Bama
-George Floyd
-Anne Frank
-Michelle Obama
The Dale family originated during the civil war period. They single-handedly turned the tide of battle by drowning the opposition in cum. Abraham Lincoln, another member of the Dale family, became president of the USA. After many generations, Quandingle himself is helping humanity,

Ayo Bro, did you hear about 'that' Quandingle Dale.

No
Ya lol he's literally a chad i would let rub his booty up on me anytime omg.

by RaviTheRealMan February 20, 2022

new dialectic

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

Daled

to be absolutely destroyed physically, mentally, or even figuratively in either sense. Being daled is one of the worst things to happen to a person. No one has been double daled and lived to tell the tale.

yeah, but at least i wasn't double daled

by TheSurvivor May 28, 2011