decombobulate

The processes of disarming a person that could be a threat to you. because you want to staying alive.

I decombobulate it to say your life they were going to cut your hair

by BIG-M chocolate milk February 21, 2022

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

decombobulator

1. n. The slip of paper, widely used in the disc medium industry, that acts to separate and protect the disc's fine reflective bottom surface (ltn. "decombobulare" to bobulate away from)

Make sure the decombobulator is of sufficient size to protect the disc.

by G. Rammar September 3, 2007

decomplexify

simplify

Nick tries to decomplexify everything because he is simple boy

by BS2012 August 22, 2011

Decom Queue

An item of work that can be constantly ignored.

'Hey Adam, have you done that decom queue yet?'

'Nope, it can wait'

by cool britannia June 11, 2009

Decomposure

A state of unrest, agitation and chaos.

His decomposure was caused by the chaos around him.

by Shanning December 3, 2010

Decommute

To promote individual transport at the expense of commuting / public transport

We are proud to decommute this town by increasing the sales of our SUVs.

by Ade78 October 6, 2012