devolution

The act of evolving, just backwards.

apple came out with some sort of strap for airpods.. now that my friends, is devolution.

by Udjwkdjsks May 8, 2020

Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

Devillion

A layperson’s name for the number one followed by 666 zeros, 10⁶⁶⁶—a quantity that is hell-bent to prove itself to be of relevance or significance to mathematicians, metamathematicians, or theomaticians.

Could Hades hold a devillion souls if the wicked aliens from other planets or galaxies were fated to live eternally with earthlings?

by Fasters March 24, 2023

devaluation

(n.) A sudden drop in price due to the decision of a superior. Not to be confused with depreciation.

The dollar took another devaluation against the pound and euro today. Pretty soon it'll be back to 1950's standards and we can buy shit in cheaply.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Decimation

The correct term for Thanos' Snap in Infinity War

Thanos' decimation destroyed half of all life.
Thanos decimated half the universe

by Im_an_insane_person April 21, 2019

Taliban Decimation

When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.

Nut_meme used Taliban decimation.
It's super effective!
Gardevoir fainted!

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005