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Descartes

(Pronounced Day-Cart) The most mind-fucking philosopher ever.

In his 'Meditations', Descartes discards all of his presupposed notions. He disregards all sense-experience, thus becoming skeptical of the existence of basic matter. He then proceeds to re-prove the existence of just about fucking everything via a series of nonsensical ideas and circular arguments (many of which contain the concept of a superior entity).

Also invented the Cartesian plain (X-Y graph). Basically, everything you'll ever learn in school somehow relates back to Descartes in some way, even though his whole philosophy was against the concept of presupposed knowledge (The very definition of school)
Descartes' basic philosophy:
1. Nothing exists
2. I think therefore I am (I exist)
3. I cannot think by myself
4. God must exist
5. God is good
6. God would not provide me with deceitful senses
7. Everything exists
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DeShawn

To be cool, laid-back, always have motovational words..
know how to make someone feel better, and type with correct
grammar. (no broken English)
Did you see that boy? He's sooo DeShawn! His speech makes me want to quit smoking. He also made me feel better about
my insecurites.
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Deshalonging

Yo i was deshalonging 2 bertha's pic.
by Josh Mullen February 1, 2007
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desch

the last name meaning leader or king.. one who is bold confident and shows leadership
man 1. george washington must have decended from the desch family.

man 2. yep most definatly a desch relative.

man 1. maybe a cousin?

man 2. maybe... what a desch... what a man... fearless and bold. what a friend. he was a desch... definitly
by wassupvanillaface February 28, 2011
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DeShana

1.) the most amazing, charming, intelligent and beautiful lady you will ever have the utmost pleasure to be in the shining presence of

2.) a beacon of light to your day, an assured smile will be on your face after seeing her

3.) a talented artist whose radiance encompasses all those who come in contact with her

4.) a crystal lotus of a talented woman whose eyes would make several green houses of buds bloom into flowers
DeShana is simply unforgettable.

You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.
by divdis May 2, 2011
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descalator

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"
by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005
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Desha

one with a attitude, a loud mouth and thats drop dead gorgeous :)
that girl is so Desha
by studdddududud March 19, 2011
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