dorche

n. pejorative slang term combining dork and douche. The term refers to an individual with a variety of negative qualities, specifically related to odd, foolish, or obnoxious behavior.

Holy cow you're a dorche.

by Rebecca Roadster August 29, 2010

Deuche

The phonetic spelling of douche. Spelling is for douches anyways.

That deuche can probably spell.

by Professor McSmart October 18, 2013

descheiss

a design that is considered cool only because someone famous with the supposed authority called it "cool" and used it, but is in fact crappy, cheap, totally not cool, something that you will not use even for all the money in the world (comes from the word "design" and "scheisse" - a German word for "crap" or "shit");

Joe: Have you seen Jody's new aparment?
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!

by KurtSteinerPL October 7, 2009

deuchebaggety

a word used to decribe a sentence or gesture. if someone says or does something deuchbaggety, it refers to them as being a deuchebag.

tyler: oh man will, GET PWND!!
will: tyler, that was deuchebaggety

by i think my name is will January 30, 2007

deuche nozzle

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

by BrewCrewLove April 15, 2007

durchee

To evade by running or moving out the way quickly when being chased. Origin: South Side, Chicago, IL.

He saw the kid coming to tag him while playing "it", so he durcheed.

He straight up durcheed on that fool!

by cryptlyrical1 February 7, 2010

Deuchebagetry

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.

by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011