usually said when you already knew what one person is talking about or totally obvious. also said in place of "duh!", "no shit!", "really (note the sarcasim)?" or "well, no kidding!"
by like, dude! May 30, 2003
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Everyone is dealt cards evenly, and everyone must flip over a card at the same time in a circle. If anyone has the same card you have to be the first to slap. If there is a joker, everyone has to slap. Last person takes all the cards in the pile. If there is no common card, the pile adds up. If you accidentally slap you take all the cards in the pile plus an extra card from each player.
There is only one person who counts to three for everyone to flip over the card.
Now for the mistakes...
If anyone makes a mistake that the majority believes is wrong, no matter if it's something they say or do they must take an extra card from each player.
The last two remaining players have to keep flipping until the same suit, number or joker show up, and the last to slap is declared loser.
If there is a tie slap, do best out of three rock, paper, scissors.
The loser must deal for everyone in the next game in less than 30 seconds. If they make a mistake dealing like flipping a card over, or past the time limit...for EACH mistake, that player must take a card from all the other players.
A game where losing is defined by the majority. And there are no winners, only losers.
Everyone is dealt cards evenly, and everyone must flip over a card at the same time in a circle. If anyone has the same card you have to be the first to slap. If there is a joker, everyone has to slap. Last person takes all the cards in the pile. If there is no common card, the pile adds up. If you accidentally slap you take all the cards in the pile plus an extra card from each player.
There is only one person who counts to three for everyone to flip over the card.
Now for the mistakes...
If anyone makes a mistake that the majority believes is wrong, no matter if it's something they say or do they must take an extra card from each player.
The last two remaining players have to keep flipping until the same suit, number or joker show up, and the last to slap is declared loser.
If there is a tie slap, do best out of three rock, paper, scissors.
The loser must deal for everyone in the next game in less than 30 seconds. If they make a mistake dealing like flipping a card over, or past the time limit...for EACH mistake, that player must take a card from all the other players.
A game where losing is defined by the majority. And there are no winners, only losers.
Examples of Der Wei Game mistakes:
"Oh you flipped your card over too fast"
"You dropped your card on the floor"
"Lindsey Lohan is pregnant!"
(Joe): "Ryan you slapped the wrong card"
(Ryan): "No that was Fatima. That was a mistake!"
Joe - gets a card from each player
Fatima - gets the card pile
"Oh you flipped your card over too fast"
"You dropped your card on the floor"
"Lindsey Lohan is pregnant!"
(Joe): "Ryan you slapped the wrong card"
(Ryan): "No that was Fatima. That was a mistake!"
Joe - gets a card from each player
Fatima - gets the card pile
by Samfatkar September 2, 2009
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by Hurlock Loyal August 25, 2004
Get the Van Der Hogg mug.A fun nickname fans of Gossip Girl gave the show's main character, Serena van der Woodsen, played by gorgeous young actress Blake Lively.
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.
*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.
*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Girl : OMG, Slutterena Van Der Boobsen slept with Nate, Dan and Jenny on yesterday's episode of GG, and can you believe how much clevage she was showing?
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
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Get the haze der mug.A german play-on-words. Synonym for Bill Clinton, who used his entire presidential career taking credit for welfare reform (which was created by the republican congress), A strong economy (thanks to Alan Greenspan) and no wars. (he actually ran the most military operations since Vietnam, but the media conveniently ignored that). Also known for his promiscuity with fat chicks, and lying about everything.
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