1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
Get the delusional sizingmug. by Quarketh April 16, 2020
Get the Delusional Danielmug. by laughingsquid March 22, 2011
Get the delusional hipsteritymug. Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.
Started by several redditors.
Started by several redditors.
Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.
Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
by John Malkavich June 14, 2011
Get the Delusional Davemug. Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch
by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016
Get the delusional bitchmug. Someone who has "Delusional Franka" means that he thinks everything negative about his life is because of "Mr.A". Than he goes in to the phase of ignoring everyone in his life, And will think Mr.A ruined his life. But Mr.A is everywhere.
by Mr Aland May 25, 2021
Get the delusional frankamug. by Caldico March 5, 2020
Get the Delusional Peoplemug.