beat and delete

when you get to know a girl and have sex (Beat) with them, then after having sex you leave and stop talking to them (Delete) and act like you dont know them after.

-Aye what happened to you and that ting from lastweek
-Bruv she was a beat and delete.

by Queen_keke July 5, 2016

delfsbag

The act of calling non-douchebags douchebags in an attempt to cover up the fact that in fact you are a douchebag.

Bob: Look at that guy with the windbreaker vest and the neon pink sunglasses making fun of the blind lady in a wheel chair.

Fred: I know! What a delfsbag!

by Boooyahhhhh September 9, 2010

tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.

Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.

by Path July 21, 2011

yeeticus skeeticus deleticus

To remove someone from a game, classroom, group, etc

(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 7, 2018

Yeetus Deletus

It is the counter to a yeet. It will counter any yeet.

Person 1: "Yeet!" *Throws something across the room

Person 2: "Yeetus Deletus!" Knocks it out the air.

by Meme_Lord467 June 13, 2019

Base Delta Zero

The complete and total bombardment of a planetary surface, eradicating all life in the area with such force as to leave said area uninhabitable for a long period of time afterwards. In a large scale assault, may also involve burning away of the atmosphere. Usually the assault is performed by an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer or an equivalent type cruiser.

"Commander, prepare to execute the Base Delta Zero strike on San Francisco"
-Admiral Kanos

by Sax Russel March 27, 2004

porn deletion syndrome

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.

Porn Deletion Syndrome.

by the_aenima July 19, 2010