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The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."
by uofa goer March 20, 2012
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Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.
Israeli defences are pussies
by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023
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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
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Doon Academy of Defence

Best MNS coaching institute in India. Also leading in NDA, X&Y & CDS coaching. It's been always aspirants final choice.
Doon Academy of Defence is the best coaching in India.
by teafortushar November 25, 2021
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Don Defence League

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth
“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”
by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021
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Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson
“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”
by Dr dampness March 26, 2022
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Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆
The josh defence league is better than the panini gang
by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022
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