deez nutz

What you do not have

YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz

by DEEZ NUTS November 14, 2003

deez nutz

I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.

You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!

by Hadeez Nuuts (it's arabic) October 6, 2003

deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006

deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

by Kenny October 20, 2003

Deez nutz

Slang term for the male testicles that’s used to make jokes

Steve: You like dogs bro?
Darrel: Yeah
Steve: Have you ever seen a beagle?
Darrel: Yeah.
Steve: Deez Beagle(beeg ol’) nutz?

Darrel: Good one, deez nutz.

by Likewater August 15, 2021

deez nutz

Fun to say

Deez Nutz!!

YAAAAA! GODDEEEEE!

by MaddieMouse1234 January 20, 2016

Deez nutz

Deez nutz is when somebody says "cuz something came in the mail today" you say Deez Nutz ha ha gottem

Example: cuz something came in the mail today, Deez NUtz ha gottem

by Fried chicken 8 November 23, 2015