deepshit horizon

The explosion at deepwater horizon oil field, which holds the record for deepest offshore well drilled, the largest marine oil spill it created & the deep shit in which many marine & terrestrial organisms, the residents of many beach towns, employees of Transocean & BP & BP plc itself landed into.

Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021

ball deepthroat

the action of shoving your (or anyone else's) balls down someone's throat, making them gag. Same thing as a deepthroat but it's someone's balls taking place for the penis. Different from teabagging because teabagging does not make them gag, at least not as much as ball deepthroat.

Hey, I think we should step it up a notch and do a ball deepthroat instead of a BJ.

by 9inty6ix June 23, 2021

declan deepthroat

A sexual act in which a man places a doughnut on there gay partners penis and then proceeds to blow them with the aim to getting to the doughnut. (jam or cream doughnuts, Chocolate doughnuts are too runny)

The phrase Declan Doughnut comes from the maker DeclanDoughnuts, which specialise in larger center holes in doughnuts.

I wana declan deepthroat you!

Boy1: Hey what should we do ?
Boy2: Why don't you declan deepthroat me

by michelbigcock February 23, 2011

deepti

the world's numba 1 best lil asian sis, cant touch her!

luv ya sis

by ? July 27, 2003

deepthroat

When you know she's doing great job you can feel her tonsils 😉

Baby are those your tonsils what is this called deepthroat

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Deepthroat headlock

When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.

Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.

Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.

by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016

deepthroat

when your partner sucks your cock to the point your cock's deep in their throat.

"fuck i wanna deepthroat Adam Lambert's cock"

by ZimmyElf August 17, 2016