Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

deef

A fart a man makes through his penis.

Last night the man deefed accidentally and smelled like skunk poop.

by Samser the Hamster March 20, 2009

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Deef

A queef that releases from the urethra of the penis.

Oh my god, she just blew into my peehole and it made me deef in her mouth.
Bro, I was in the middle of a presentation when I deefed so hard I blew a hole in my underwear.

by Weegiez August 24, 2022

Deef

When you blow air into somebody’s foreskin and squeeze and it make a dick queef

I blew air into the foreskin and I squeezed it and made it DEEF

by CollinH March 21, 2024

deef

Killing yourself during quarantine :)

I really want to commit deef right now

by plz eat me June 6, 2020

Deef

The act of a female dog (a.k.a. bitch) queefing. Usually this can be detected via the loud noise or rotten smell in an area

Man, that dog really deefed all over in here, it smells like fresh placenta.

by Eugene.irl February 6, 2019