danée

she’s a thickee. danée gets all the boyz everyday. she especially works well with men named michael. danée is also a party gorl. she loves gettin lit. at the end of the day all she needs is her besties tho. (and occasionally her michael)

who that thickee??! she must be a danée

by dylee June 6, 2018

Daenell

caring loving compassionate beautiful kind hearted captivating irresistible stunning

As the stunning Daenell walked down the aisle captivating the guest with her kind hearted smile, the Groom felt Daenell’s kind heart and irresistible beauty.

by cupidsc4ghggcupihjkgcupidscupi September 5, 2019

Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful

by Boogaboogaboo92 June 4, 2020

Danne

Danne was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming him Danne after her father.

Danne was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Danne Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or DIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

Danne is the richest person in the world

by HOHOHOHOHOOHHHcrack-whore October 1, 2021

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

daneneurysm

A localised and abnormal swelling of the blood vessels of the frontal lobes caused by prolonged exposure to and or conversation with Danene. Symptoms include but are not limited too: aggravated spinal discomfort disorder, displacement twitching of the ocular region, and more disturbingly antiautoleapingskeletalen tropia.
In severe cases it is eesential the afflicted party pack their ears with gauze lest their head explodes.
In most cases removing the offending stimulus eases symptoms and the distressed individual, with professional support and therapy, should make a full recovery.

Adrian's daneneurysms continued unabated until Danene went to bed.

by stephbian December 12, 2008

Danner

A really hot person. A guy's guy or one of the boys. Not to smart. Usually Air headish. But still cool. Someone you want to party with. Sometimes jealous.. not really a person that commits to a relationship. A friends with Benefits girl. Sweet but can be a super BITCH.

*If wish she was Danner.

*Person 1:
Is Ally coming to the party?
*Person 2:
Yeah but I wish Danner was coming.

by lovechild187 August 6, 2011