DAD 

They always there for you regardless of life's problems.

Me : life is beating me down.
Dad : I know my girly

DAD by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd January 17, 2019

Dad 

He isn’t here sorry look somewhere different

Yo is my dad here Na sorry

Dad by Young kitkat August 24, 2019

Dad 

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

Dad by Al dawg January 31, 2020

dad 

he left me when i was 1 for milk :(

dad left me mom

dad by toxfn November 16, 2020

Dad 

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

Dad by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021

Dad 

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

Dad by Sebastian III December 11, 2021

dad 

hi dad

my dad was not present for my borthday

dad by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022