dádos

the german-asian overlord of alcohol. owner of all the infinity shots - B52, božkov, tatra tea, becherovka, beluga and absinth. always surrounded in nicotine vapour

have you heard about dádos? his goal is to eliminate half of all jeffreys in the universe

by lexpumas December 12, 2021

wilmington sea dawgs

A redicuously stupid basketball team that no one knows about except for mrs.gratale because she owns it. Not many people know this but they are in cahoots with the german and italian mobs. They also have ties to the soviet union.(for more information search vika)

1.The wilmington sea dawgs are the best in their league but no one cares because no one knows what league it is.
2.Those f**king wilmington sea dawgs burned down my home.
3.I once had a pet sea dawg but i learned it was soviet. So i knifed that junk.

by you know who i is February 9, 2008

staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.

Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.

by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020

get the dawgs out

Rip your socks off and get your toes out

Hey Owen, get the dawgs out.

by Dawgmaster August 14, 2022

two dads

Anyone with a hyphenated surname.

Examples include Daniel "two dads"Day-Lewis whose father Cecil Day-Lewis once opined "As a writer I do not use the hyphen in my surname – a piece of inverted snobbery which has produced rather mixed results".

by M_Es_is_best October 13, 2015