dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 6, 2009

dual-hatted

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010

dual-wield

(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.

"Dude, dual-wielding magnums is like going cowboy, yo!"

by Some call me...Tim. February 22, 2005

dual you

Meaning "Fuck you" in Cellular phone predictive text.

typing 3825 968 gives you "dual you", using the same characters as 'fuck you'

Typing this into your phone can be used in tons of ways!

"Dual you citag!"

by CraigG (XLerate93) October 18, 2006

Dual_Parallel

Who many consider one of the best modern day Phreakers(company including Ntheory,Bland Inquisitor, and RBCP). Dual_Parallel was once The voice of Radio FreaK America, being the very first voice that was heard on RFA(first episode featuring Dual Dumpster diving). He was also on many episodes of Binary Revolution Radio.

Dual Is widely respected for many of the projects that he has contributed to the hacker/phreaker community. one of the more popular of these being Project Walmart Freedom.

Dual_Parallel IS The Phreak

by Everi January 28, 2008

dual elites

The Best weapon in the game "CounterStrike"

SpankyEgg: HAHA!! i pwned j00 with dual elites! j00 r sux0r
DJ_MaeStrO: OMG I R FAG
MoFFe: HRHRHRHR sux0r fgt maestro n00b

by kolea ^_^ September 11, 2003

Dual Wielding

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

by Ian "Do Work" Peterson May 12, 2007