donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc

When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"

by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

by kevin April 12, 2005

donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick

"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"

by Pamjessar April 3, 2005

donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

Donkey dick

A big ass 25 ounce beer that you chug. A big ass beer that will fade u tf up

Yo Brok can you pass me a donkey dick.

I’m going to shotgun this donkey dick.

by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020