Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

diuretic

Medicine used by women or men who believe they have retained water weight. Causes urination amounts to increase. Water weight is typically regained when patient stops using the diuretic. Common over-the-counter forms include Diurex and beverages with caffeine and alcohol.

On my period, but not in pain. Just bloated. Time for diuretics.

by spammax June 24, 2010

Diurnal

The actual word for any animal or human who is active during the day and sleeps during the night.

Person 1: Haha dude, your sleeping habits are so weird. I'm just dayturnal.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: It means I sleep in the night and am active during the day. I saw it on Urban Dictionary, it was the word of the day!
Person 2: There's already a word for that fuckwit, it's called "diurnal." You can't just make up words that already exist. I guess Urban Dictionary is administrated by retards.

by Person McGuire July 7, 2011

diurla

𝔇𝔦𝔲𝔯𝔩𝔞’s are one of a kind. A true, living unicorn. They are extremely unique and there is a good chance you will live your whole life without ever meeting one. If you are lucky enough to meet a Diurla, do everything you can to keep them in your life because there is no better friend, spouse, or companion you could ever ask for.

“Woah, I think I just met an angel”
“No, that was just Diurla”

by Baby Trash November 24, 2021

diurnal

The opposite of nocturnal; by day.

Most people are diurnal, although some people are like night-owls and are nocturnal.

by Alfajor July 7, 2011

Diurfay

Little is known of this word for it was simply spawned at my school in central indiana. as dirf may be used as a word to mock the ignorant and what they say, dirufay became an even more annoying 'frenchy' translation, which makes it more potent when used for irritation. by adding "Doo-Doot'n" to the beginning, much the same way with most other prefixes, it increases its exactingness and, well, its Diurfay.

Poking your brother in the face in the car, causeing him to swerve all over the road and bash off someone's rear view mirror and saying "Diurfay" with a stupid grin on your face. he then proceeds to pummel you with his fists

by Allen January 12, 2004

Diurnaphobia

Diurnaphobia describes the fear and disgust from newspapers.

person A: What‘s your biggest fear?
person B: Being trapped naked in a room full of newspapers and gay men who want to have sex with me.
person A: Why?
person B: I have diurnaphobia.

by Ihave“KinderAIDS“ February 13, 2023