Diurnaphobia 

Diurnaphobia describes the fear and disgust from newspapers.

person A: What‘s your biggest fear?
person B: Being trapped naked in a room full of newspapers and gay men who want to have sex with me.
person A: Why?
person B: I have diurnaphobia.

Diurnaphobia by Ihave“KinderAIDS“ February 13, 2023

dilurnophobia 

The fear of going outside. The affected person would dwell in their house and refuse to make contact with the outside. This mostly applies for Redditors, Twitter users and League of Legends players.

Nelson is holed up inside his mom’s basement. He might have dilurnophobia.

dilurnophobia by CamCrouch15 April 15, 2021

Dinaphobia 

The fear of a flying Giganotosaurus flying at you tapdancing while chucking moth balls at you while saying "you like me now john?!"

My homesliced dog has dinaphobia broski.

Dinaphobia by NErUp May 2, 2023

dirkaphobia 

fear of having ones head forced into a sign

I can't go into the carvan because i have dirkaphobia

dirkaphobia by liz jordan November 11, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019