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Definitions by Ihave“KinderAIDS“

Diurnaphobia 

Diurnaphobia describes the fear and disgust from newspapers.
person A: What‘s your biggest fear?
person B: Being trapped naked in a room full of newspapers and gay men who want to have sex with me.
person A: Why?
person B: I have diurnaphobia.

Necropedozoolophilia 

Necropedozoolophilia refers to the desire to have sex with dead animal babies.
Person A: Hey Bro, what did you do yesterday?
Person B: I accidentally ran over my neighbour's baby penguin. Then I took him back to my place. Later I had to have sex, but unfortunately I only found the corpse.
Person A: You are sick, you must have necropedozoolophilia.