The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
Get the Immaculate Defecation mug.Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
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“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
by Saloondoor June 30, 2023
Get the Sudden Onset Defecation mug.A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
Get the Total Delegation Meltdown mug.When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
by The_ALCH June 15, 2019
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-Telling T-Series to hold their defacation
-T-Series can eat a dick
-Suck my fuckin’ swedish meatballs
-Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
-Telling T-Series to hold their defacation
-T-Series can eat a dick
-Suck my fuckin’ swedish meatballs
-Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
by StillNotDefamation April 1, 2019
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