by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021
Get the Suck yo boy kelby off day mug.On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
Get the eat a vsco girl’s head off day mug.Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
Get the 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day mug.Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day off mug.October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Day mug.Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
by Barbrown February 13, 2019
Get the brothers off day mug.On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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