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D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"
My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner
by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024
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D1

1.) A nigga that loves to meatride (Contextualized if one is being a "D1 Dickrider")
2.) A nigga that loves to hate
3.) A nigga that's just great at what he does
1.)

*Your friend is Meatriding Curry:*

"I got curry in 4 over every player in the league, everyone who disagrees is flaggin"
"Nigga stop dickriding, you're D1"

2.)
*You not get pussy at a party and the only logical reaction your friend can come up with is to hate*

"haha you didn't get play at the Jack Schwartz function"
"I went pussyless at a function one time and all you can do is hate, nigga you're D1"

3.)
*You see an attractive male and must admire his handsomeness:*

"God damn RJ is such an attractive ass dude, I would most def let the bro hit if he asked"
"On god, that nigga suave as fuck"
by TacoBellOfficial2734 May 15, 2023
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D1

Short for "D1 glazer' or "D1 dickrider".
Someone who excels in the art of "glazing", which is either giving excessive compliments or sometimes used as just talking about a particular person a lot, like having them on your mind and in your mouth 24/7.
Guy 1: Man, I can't stand Jeff dude! He's always dickriding me.
Guy 2: Sounds like he's D1.
by crucifixed April 30, 2024
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D1 ovulator

A very tall woman. Preferably black.
Malik wanted that NIL money someday, so he married a D1 ovulator.
by MaryinPgh June 30, 2024
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d1

d(one)
girl: marry me
boy : no im *d1* with you
by HSS.Destroyer.com December 7, 2021
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D1 failure

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)
by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024
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D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.
by KT77 May 29, 2021
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