curved

Dodged

You just got curved by that girl

by grdga June 19, 2016

cuted out

Cuted out is what happens when a cat, dog, or baby (usually) does something so absurdly cute that your brain stops working and you start saying things that aren't actually words and talking in baby gaga voice.

Boy: Why did you stop what you were saying mid-sentence?

Girl: OMG somebody sent me a video of a cat inside a cat costume playing with string. I was temporarily cuted out.

by arganaut January 21, 2015

Cursed Knowledge

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.

Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and

by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020

cursed word

A word that has been cursed. It‘s still readable, but just very cursed

T̴͍̺̝̠̳͍͈̳̦̯̩̬͈̝̟̥̀̂͑̅͊̇͊̉̀̈̓͜͜͠h̶̛̳̺̻͉̺͓̻̝̩͔̟̠̪̹͂̇̈̇̎̋̾̚i ̛̙͖͙͉̹̩͈͂̈́̓̿̈́̽́̀͋͊̾͌̚͜s ̨̱̣͙̯̪̲̺̗̓͌̇̏͜͜ ̧̻̩̖̤͓͌͑͑͐̊̔̃̊͐̓̿̃̊̕͘͠ỉ̴͖̠͇͔̤̯̞̌̀̉͋͂̃̍͑s ̛̛̛͍͍͕̭̱̂̈́̇̂́̋̇̈̋̿̒͋͗̈́̿͝͠ͅ ̵̳͉͉̞̞́͌̊̀̊̆͝a ̧̡̧̡̬̜̼͓̝͕̺̰̭̰͓͓̦̀́̑̋̐͊̎̅͆̚ǹ̵̢̤͍̖͙͉̹̟̠̱̠̻͙̱̠̩͈̱ͅ ̴̢̨͎̥̺̬̱͕̭̻̜̼̀̇̍͛̇̓̿ͅe ̡̨̨̦̼̩͉͍͖̫̲̯̜͖̞́͑̋̉́̾͑͊̔̽͌́͗̈͑̋͗̀̕͠x ̨̧̡̡̨̻̦̩̯̳̬̺̥͇̱̰̑̂͗̃̈́̍͆̋̔͐̉̓̑̕̚c̶̠̗͖̾̿̍͒͌͋͗̏̄̃̀̊̽̄̿͗͝ă̶̧̨͍̼͉̬̝͕̼͇̠̘͆̀͗͆̔̈͒͑̿͛̉͜͜͝m̵̖͎̝̯̟̬͔͈̱̱̾b̴̧̛̙̼̲͙̦͙̰̪͍̝͕̟͎̃͛͑͑̀̇̽̓̋̉̈́̀̾̆̐l ̡̨̦̭͉͔͕̼̯͆͂̔̍̎̈̀̒̋̆̾̓̈̆͊̍ȩ̴̗̲͙̟͚̹̙̜̌̚ ̨̫̱̞̠̣̜̫͚̜̟̆̽͛̉̾̒̋̊f ̱̯̥̆̾̿̇̿̂̿̏̈̉̚ȯ̴͇̺̭̫̖̍̉̿̎̔̐͌͐ȓ̵̡̧͔̙̙͓̮̺̠̹͚͉͈͈̤̽̀̀̋̌̅̆̑̈́̔̀͗̂̐̓͗͆̕͠ ͈̦̠͓̠̹̪̝̤̑̉̋͗́̌͝a ̧̛͓̠̺͍̭̫͈̣͖̍̍̓̒̅̓̅̾̑̇͂̐͜͝ ̴̢͎̰̏̄͊ͅc̶̢̨̗͕̹̦̝̳͍̦̘͕͇͎̰̹̻̣̏̅̐̏̈́́͆̄͋̀̐͝͝ư̵̤̻̪͉̈́̀̊̒̃́̀͗̈r̵̢̢̧̩͓̗̲̗̦̙̝͕̪̱̫͎̻͈̐͊͐̇̚ś̵̢̠̥̺̭̮̞͕͓̗͍̤͐̈́̑͂̈́̀̃͆̀̿̓̿̋̃̏͋̄̕͜e ̛̥̳̥͉̘͇͖̲̙̫̦̞̟͖͜ͅd ̺̮̺̗̹͇̜̯̰͕̜̓̀́̄͒͐͂̀̍͘ ̟̭̜̠̥̣̱̺̮͗w ̰̭̏̅͗́͘o̴̧̧̡̺̩͈̙͓̺̘̝̝̣͕̠̍́͜͜r ͈̠͙͉͚̪̣̱̣̻̖͖͓̪͉͔͚̎̎̾̆̀́̀̑̇̆̐͋̎̈́͌̕͘͘͠d ̨̮̟̖̹̙̥̠̻̥̦̰͐́͐̏͋͊͌̽̀̿̊̀̓͆͜͠͝͝ ̨̛̼͉̗̬͔͇̯̒̒̎̕ş̵̢̞̲͚̬̱̹̰̣͇̣̘̭̯̣̺͖͇̔̿̀͆̽̚͝e̵̛̬̦̼̻̞̫̫͚̫̳̲͍̰̤͊̐̈͒̎̍̔́̎͐̍̊́̽̕ṋ̴̩̻̙̩̹̻͎̟͍̽͐̏̇̊̈́̄̌̐̿̉͛̚t ̡̛͖̳͔̬͈̙̙̅͂̔̿͗̽͆̆̽̀́̀͊͊͊̚e̴̘̝̗͔̙̿̀̒̌̾͑͑̆̕̕͝͠n̴̢̡̗̫̻͖͔̦͚̭̩̮̞̂̔͗̂͠ͅc ̨̢̙͍̫͈͉̩͕͇͕̲̻͖͍̖̙̳̃̇̓̌̓̃̃̊̾̏̀̚̕͜ë̵̛͎͑̐̏̔̍̀͑͆̅̎̚. Cursed word

by Awesomeamazingperson November 29, 2021

Ghost curved

When a girl or guy curves you behind your back. This can include being put on by friends and she curves you.

(Jason)-Yo I was sitting at table with Janet and she said you’re not her type.
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved

by PJ CANNON October 4, 2018

Cunted Cunt

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.

Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"

by birkenstock wearing treehugger November 21, 2009

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015