curmaya

curmaya is a sweet person who is very nice she cares about you and is very very pretty and also is a very good bff. she is very smart :)

curmaya is a very sweet person

by les go bid potato February 14, 2022

curmgle

accidental spelling of "crumble" from ur great and cool lify pt.2!!
#socool

My baby cousins kept touching my kitties, it was so painful to see them ALMOST curmgle!

by unathegreat July 17, 2022

curmudgeon

An old, grumpy man

Karen’s husband is an old and really grumpy curmudgeon.

by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

Curmudgeony

Do you secretly hate any of your co-workers?

Hym "Ha! Curmudgeony... Or, wait, is it the Jew? It's the Jew isn't it. See!? I told you. I'd end up calling him a kike and wiping my ass with his Jew-hat (Say, if a Jew wears a baseball cap does he have to wear the yarmulke underneath it or, how does that work? Gives the phrase 'hat on a hat' an entirely different meaning... Can't you just flick some holy water on a baseball cap and have it count as a yarmulke? I mean, if yes, then I'm buying a wizard hat and converting to Judaism. Just to see the motherfuckers at my job try to get me to take it off. Nope. Sorry. This is my Jewish Yarmulke-equivalent hat... Carry a wand in my pocket...Expecto-Patr-Oi Vey!) It wouldn't be pretty but it WOULD be hilarious."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Curmudgeon

A really fucking old fuck

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.

by ballfartsex March 6, 2025

curmany

A.k.a., "curlots", this term refers to a local ordinance dat dictates how late a large sector of da citizenry can stay out in da evening hours, rather than just a fairly-small sector of da populace, such as children under a certain age.

Youngsters typically resent any "curFEW" --- i.e., stipulation on when they are allowed to be out 'n' about --- a great deal in and of themselves, but a "curMANY" dat also includes older children and/or young adults is really gonna have folks up-in-arms about said restriction!

by QuacksO April 16, 2025

Prophesied Curmudgeon

When in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, The Ghost of Christmas Future, reveals Ebenezer Scrooge, will die forgotten, if he doesn’t reform.

In the Prophesied Curmudgeon, Scrooge finally sees the error of his ways, changes his life, and adopts Tiny Tim. Merry Christmas!

by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023