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Edward Cullen

every boyfriend's nightmare
Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!
by Pink_TeaCupss February 22, 2009
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couple fever

When you've met someone that you are crazy about but are not official yet, and every time you see another couple it makes you think about that person non stop giving you a fever.
Oh look another couple walking together.... im gonna get couple fever soon
by AZnSN November 10, 2017
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Couples Day

Couple day is a day were you spent time with your boyfriend or girlfriend for the entire day this happens every year.

Every Year On November 15th
Hey babe it’s couples day wanna hang out for the day.
Sure!
by National Days ™ November 14, 2021
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Formspring couple

A couple whose relationship was formed after one person expressed their feelings for the other on the other's Formspring. After much deliberation, the person figures out who the author was, and returns the favor to the author's formspring. Mainly a characteristic of junior high and high school relationships.
"Brett is such a pushover when he's around Tina. They have such a messed up relationship."
"Well they're a Formspring couple, what do you expect? He didn't even have the balls to tell her how he felt in person."
by jimbobwe93 March 24, 2010
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Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.
Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)
by DaveInchi October 23, 2014
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Lavender couple

When a gay man and a lesbian are married or in a long term relationship and claiming to be straight, usually for social or political reasons.
Julia Gillard and Tim Mathieson are most definitely a lavender couple.
by nathrek July 8, 2009
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giving an Edward Cullen

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.
"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!
by espenant October 18, 2011
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