Cuntslutwhore

Compound word to describe all skanky girls.

That cuntslutwhore Connie Craig-Carroll has massive boobs!

by Fleshunter August 4, 2018

Cuntservative

Any right-wing conservative female.

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!

by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

by shank6 December 7, 2009

shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.

annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.

by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

cuntshunt

To prevent a woman's amorous advances towards another, usually a friend.

The female-specific form of cockblocking.

Courtney was unable to hook up with Steve, thanks to Roger completely cuntshunting her all night.

by Raythe666 August 18, 2009

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014