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Cunt speak
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A dirty bitch who stabs you ( her ‘ best friend’) in the back and can’t tell the truth to save her life . Commonly found around husbands at bbq parties .
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John and Maria are cuntspreading!
Please John, you don't need your portable console on that seat you cuntspreading asshole!
Please John, you don't need your portable console on that seat you cuntspreading asshole!
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pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak
pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak
by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008
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The features of the vernacular include deliberate shortenings of words and acronyms in order to communicate with as few characters as possible.
Punctuation, capitalization, and less intuitive spelling is usually left out for the purposes of increasing the efficiency of communication.
Chatspeak also includes some slang terms from popular internet fads which are usually intended to be humorous.
The features of the vernacular include deliberate shortenings of words and acronyms in order to communicate with as few characters as possible.
Punctuation, capitalization, and less intuitive spelling is usually left out for the purposes of increasing the efficiency of communication.
Chatspeak also includes some slang terms from popular internet fads which are usually intended to be humorous.
Example of a conversation in the most popular form of chatspeak:
-hey wat did u say u wanna do
-i was gonna go out lol... btw jeff called me
-orly???
-ya rly
-hey wat did u say u wanna do
-i was gonna go out lol... btw jeff called me
-orly???
-ya rly
by Teh Researchazorz June 28, 2008
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Standards include: lol, brb, gf/bf, ily, lmao, rofl, cuz, wat, h8, ne1, etc.
Standards include: lol, brb, gf/bf, ily, lmao, rofl, cuz, wat, h8, ne1, etc.
Scenario without chatspeak:
Person 1: I hate you.
Pause while person types out follow-up.
Person 2: What?!?! I gave you my life! *picks up gun and shoots self*
Person 1: You didn't tell me you got a girlfriend!
Scenario with chatspeak:
Person 1: I h8 u
Pause too short to allow Person 2 to make any premature assumptions.
Person 1: u ddnt tel me you got a gf!
Person 2: oh, i was worried there for a min.
Person 1: I hate you.
Pause while person types out follow-up.
Person 2: What?!?! I gave you my life! *picks up gun and shoots self*
Person 1: You didn't tell me you got a girlfriend!
Scenario with chatspeak:
Person 1: I h8 u
Pause too short to allow Person 2 to make any premature assumptions.
Person 1: u ddnt tel me you got a gf!
Person 2: oh, i was worried there for a min.
by bearimagines April 3, 2009
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