Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

cuntasmagorical

Unbelievabley Great. To have an unearthly moment in unbelivability. To enjoy something so much that your face will fall into your mouth.

'Wow- That was just Cuntasmagorical'

by Sparky Lyons September 4, 2006

Cuntasaurous Rex

Someone who surpasses the Cunty Cunt in the stakes of Cuntness

I thought she was a keeper , then the real Cuntasaurous Rex came out

by Livsloveslearning November 22, 2014

Cuntasaurus Rex

This motherfucker is the queen of the cunts. she is pure evil steer clear of her you never know she might be your own mother. if she existed during the time of dinosaurs she more than likely would have survived extinction.

Your mom is the biggest Cuntasaurus Rex I have ever met in my life, Steven.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

cuntasoris rex

when a female has a rather wrinkly vagina or (pussy) and it is always moist. sometimes there is irregular extreme amounts of discharge that flood the panties. often a cunasoris rex is an ugly preppy girl with a hairy or razerburned rectum

wow donald is dating one hell of a cuntasoris rex

by daloeirs April 25, 2006

cuntasaurus rex

A large and or scary looking woman who is rude, or "cunt-like" in nature

Yeah, she is pretty much a cuntasaurus rex for saying that to him.

That girl mean! Like a cuntasaurus rex

by npizzle March 9, 2009