Cummunist

A leftist who is always horny

Oh yeah, that’s Sam, he’s a cummunist, always simping over Hasan!

by jah the ancom March 24, 2021

Cumundum

A jubilant amount of semen around one's rectal cavity

Dude, last night i gave my girl the biggest Cumundum.

by Michael Clementino November 27, 2009

cumgun

When you kiss or make out with a girl and it makes you cum without anything else going on

That chan has a cumgun, right when he kissed abby his dick exploded!

by randompigman February 27, 2019

Cumlungs

A slut, normally who deepthroats lots of cocks and loves cum. They now go with the name Birch or Sperm.

person 1: mm yes suck my cock cumlungs

Cumlungs: my name is birch you fucking liberal smh

by BIRCH TREEE May 15, 2020

cumrin

someone that is really gay

mack: cumrin is gay right

chase: yes

by sagrin November 8, 2020

Cumnundrum

When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".

"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.

by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009

CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.

They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!

by eda-skip October 14, 2021