cumposite

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007

cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

by bellaautumn October 28, 2015

cumonize

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.

Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.

by E_bud October 14, 2006

cumpoo

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

by SniperWolf March 16, 2004

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021