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Cumquat

When you bust a nut while squatting in that pussy
Mark just cumquated so hard
by UwuXDrawr December 13, 2019
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cumquat

When you are such a loser and an idiot that you deserve to be insulted twice at once. Started offensively with the root cum and the second half referencing what could be a large vegetable. Like cum dumpster meets a cucumber and should have had an abortion. Political correct way of calling a millennial a faggot. Someone who tries way too hard
Look at that little cumquat over with his "Powered by Plants" yoga pants and sloppy man bun, I saw his last week walking out of a women's studies class. I bet he has 2 moms .
by Maximus112 October 24, 2018
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Cumquat

A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day
Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple
by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019
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CUMQUAT

CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

-TXGRL903
Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!
by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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cumquatted

To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.
Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"
by Shaniquatermelon June 30, 2012
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Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.
Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”
by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021
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