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Mind Cucked

The state of being cucked by a figment of your imagination.
Matthew just found out his cuck fantasies are in his head. I bet he's so mind cucked right now.
by black socks April 19, 2018
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Pizza Cucked

When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.
Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
by iHasPancreas November 15, 2021
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Cucked

When someone's girl gets taken and gets fucked by another guy with his knowledge.
guy 1: You heard what happened to Michael and that girl he went to homecoming with?
guy 2: Yeah that dudes always getting Cucked .
by Cucklordxd October 3, 2018
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Cuckle

The act of biting someone with your penis.

A penis bite.

Also known as a cock bite.
"Dude! I'm going to to cuckle you in the neck and it is going to leave a mark!"

"I accidentally cuckled her several times in the back and now she has red, half-moon marks. I felt bad."

"I never knew that getting cock bitten was the same as getting cuckled!"
by ptech May 20, 2010
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Cuckmedian

A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.

The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.

Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.

Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.

Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
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Cackled

The sound your stepmom makes when you say something funny.
When you cackled it sounded like my stepmom.
by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
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Cuckler

When a man/woman becomes your friend to have sex with your significant other
Jim was a great guy until he cuckled my wife.

Cuckler- When a man/woman becomes your friend to have sex with your significant other
by Jabronie September 5, 2018
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