Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

by ya I know March 10, 2019

Cabbage-hanger

A pretentious, talentless artist.

Some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. Now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

Debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. She is a total cabbage-hanger.

by PullTab79 March 21, 2009

cabbage puss

A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage

Dude, It Smell's Like Cabbage Puss!

by tex115 March 24, 2010

Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Wizard Cabbage

Marijuana

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

curbage

When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.

Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."

by Lilokins July 24, 2008