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Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?
by ya I know March 10, 2019
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Cabbage-hanger

Some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. Now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

Debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. She is a total cabbage-hanger.
by PullTab79 March 21, 2009
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cabbage puss

A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage
Dude, It Smell's Like Cabbage Puss!
by tex115 March 24, 2010
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Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022
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Wizard Cabbage

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011
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I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.
by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009
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curbage

When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.
Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."
by Lilokins July 24, 2008
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